The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...