Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!