What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...