Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...