A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...