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An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
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What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
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Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Pickles
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