Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...