Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...