A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...