Those raccoons are not luggage
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
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What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
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You might be a redneck if… highschool
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Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...