Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...