Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
I’m sending out some cards
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The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...