You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...