You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...