Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.