Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...