AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...