cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...