You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...