Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...