Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...