Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...