I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...