Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....