A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...