The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...