25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.