How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...