An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
If Dell ran Christmas…
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Cigarette problems
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What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...