Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...