Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...