New Miranda rights
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8 things women won’t say
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Why bikes are better than women!
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What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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Defining teenagers
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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...