The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...