134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...