Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...