Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...