About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...