yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...