Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Bird jokes 03
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Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...