Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...