The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...