Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...