Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...