What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...