What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...