How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...