The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...