Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...