Learn how to talk southern
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What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...