Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
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From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...